# 33 - do not go into haunted houses/mazes/ or anything that is suppose to be spooky.
For god sake the world is already scary enough you don't want to make it worse for yourself. How can you tell the zombie doll from a real one in that thing aways. That just screams eat me
# 34 - Don't be a hero
I agree with zombieland on this one. While they amended it at the end. You in the whole do not want to be a hero. A hero normally dies saving everyone and no one tends to give a damn, because that is life.
# 35 - Don't be a clown
If zombies are taking over the world, don't dress like a clown. Clowns are scary as is. If you become a zombie you will scare everyone 100% more.
# 36 - don't let vermin and pests scare you
With humans taken down as the dominate species, the rodents and bugs will multiply a lot more. So if you scream because you see a cockroach, you are so screwed.
#37 - learn to swim
odds are that zombies can't swim. so a good bet is to find an island to live on that is not invested. odds of that happening are unreal. But if the water is deep enough they won't mess with you.
# 38 - don't be bothered by smells
odds are you won't get to shower every day. Some people will be pretty ripe. So you got to deal with it. Besides zombies won't smell pretty. Rotten flesh and emptied bowels are horrible smelling. so just chill and learn that it will be a stinky world.
# 39 - go to the country
odds are that since the lower population in the country and the fact that disease is normally spread in the species that being in the country will be not only nice and relaxing. Less zombies.
# 40 - be prepared for the worse
Unless the zombie infestation takes over in less than 24 hours I will have to say there will be rioting, looting, and a whole bunch of senseless destruction. So odds are the food stores and such will not have as much food as the movies have. the lawns will not be mowed and such. So be prepare for the worse.
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