here are more rules for a zombie infested world.
#12 - Memorize.
No I am not saying stuff for a pop quiz, but you won't be able to carry papers with rules or important information like what plants are poisonous and what not. And if you think that you can get away with an ipad or something, think again if the government doesn't shoot off a bomb to kill the zombies sending off a epa which kills electronics, think that all the people in the power plants are not going to keep working overtime for you to get power easy, or maintain it when their workers could be killed. so remember stuff or you will be killed by the zombies or your own stupidity.
#13 - don't have the annoying person with you.
If you and a person you find annoying are both alive. I don't care if it is the only other person for 1,000 miles. If you disliked, hated, or they just drove you bonkers before zombies were attacking and killing they will only get worse. You are under enough stress you don't need to add more senselessly.
#14 - be fine eating processed food
If zombies ever did attack. The processed prepackaged food will last a while. You will most likely finish off them frozen food section in the first month or so. Same with the fridge. So don't get picky
#15 - be fine becoming a vegetarian.
Truthfully you will have no idea what meat based beings will carry the virus or bacteria that would make people into zombies. So you will most likely end up not eating any meat in fear of turning into a zombie. I mean even check zombieland, it was a contaminated burger that started their's.
# 16 - Learn to be a gatherer or be a gardener.
If you roam about learn the fruits and veggies and such. That way you can find where they are and when they are good so you can eat. If you are a stronghold type who holds up on a land with am impassable wall and lots of guns. You will want to know and use gardening to ensure you got good.
#17 - Put your bias ways behind you.
If you are in a zombie infested world and you are a racist or a bigot or something like that, you are so going to get killed or left to kill. If the person you run into is someone you hate for no reason expect for if they are gay, black, white, hetero, female, male or something like that then I hope that person shoots you. After all you are in a world full of flesh eating monsters, last thing you need is to put off a possible ally because of your out of date beliefs that shouldn't have existed to begin with.
# 18 - Know how to fight
Even if you are a weak person, you should learn how to fight in some sense. With a weapon is preferred. Staffs, spears and swords are good in zombie worlds. I prefer the staff since you can whack the zombies back and off a building and watch them fall. Guns are nice, but eventually everyone runs out of bullets and reloading is a bitch, that is if you even remember the shells. Think of Shaun of the Dead, they didn't have enough bullets for the horde, they forgot them on the bar, and then got really lucky that they went off killing the zombie nearest to them.
# 19 - there is no screwing in a world of zombies
It sounds like I am being a jerk but seriously, when will you have the time? Check High school of the dead, while the main character is surrounded by skimpy dressed hot girls he and his other male classmate do not get to screw any of them since survival takes a higher priority. If that wasn't the only reason, just think of the fact that a pregnant woman (if your straight) is very hard to deal with normally, even harder when you have to protect them. And then you will have to deal with a baby. baby's cry. Crying would attract zombies. then you die and zombie babies inherit the earth! many problems.
# 20 - don't go to the old folks
the elderly with limited mobility and weakening bodies would be a prime target for zombies. so I bet they will be the first to go. Nothing against them. If they are able body to survive that is great. But realize they will have more problems than anyone else. They would be good to tell how to survive insane situations as they most likely have.
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